Trixie11H

Me: "All Great & Powerful Trixie, your performance is excellent as usual." [Still trying to talk civilized around her]
Trixie: "Of course, Trixie is great and wonderful." [Praising herself]
Me: (She really does have a huge ego) "Anyway what you did with the last act was flawless." [Not realizing I'm feeding her ego]
Trixie: "Trixie is great, isn't she?" [Moving from her mirror to her bed]
[Suddenly a piece of board was stuck out and Trixie tripped on it and landed on me]
Me: "And clumsy as usually." [Already use to her falling on me]
Trixie: "Dumbass." [Red from embarrassment & cheeks puffed out]